[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

story of my life

Fuck you for being everything I want.

“Good morning! Time to stretch!”

“TGIF! Weeee~”

“Ugh, I don’t wanna do chores!”

*sneezes*

“Fuuck, I’m so tired..”

“YOLO!!1!!111!”

London: And thank you for taking care of me all these years.

Moseby: You are welcome. I’m so proud of you for graduating highschool. And so proud of the woman that you’ve become. Keep in touch, okay?

London: Don’t worry. I’ve got you on speed dial. I’ll call you if ever I have a problem.

*London walks away and calls Moseby on her phone*

Moseby: Hello?

London: I have a problem. I’m gonna miss you.

I’m now waaay into you than I originally intended to.


Natural Vibes “Electrify” at Urban Aspects

So uhh, I survived my first day of school! :)

But honestly, I’m so over it already.

First day of school, and I already have homework. I hate school already :((

I realized now that Android phones aren’t for me.

Stupid laggy ass piece of shit. UGH GETTING ME HEATED. Fuck Android phones, man.

I’m going back to my Blackberry.

/wrists

  • Me: mom, I like black girls. I wanna marry a black girl. Yep, I'm marrying a black girl.

  • Mom: no! you marry a pilipino!

I just want to have a hookah sesh that’ll last for hours.

Mr. Moseby: Keep in touch, okay?

London: Don’t worry. I’ve got you on speed dial. I’ll call you if I ever have a problem.

-Mr. Moseby’s phone rings-

London: I have a problem. I’m gonna miss you.